|#ThrowBLackThursday (Right Out the Window)...|
|Written by Cotter|
|November 27, 2013 16:23|
First things first - HEY GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD BUT THE STEELERS ARE PLAYING THE RAVENS THURSDAY NIGHT AND BOTH TEAMS NEED A WIN TO STAY IN THE HUNT FOR A PLAYOFF SPOT!!!
Seriously, if you have anything else besides family, feasting, and football on your mind right now, pop a pill and let's focus here.
Now, I really don't expect more than four of you to read a preview on Thanksgiving, even if it is a preview before the biggest game so far this year (not that I'd expect more than four of you to read any preview anyway).
So, for you four, I'm at least going to try and keep it simple.
There's only one thing about this game that anyone can tell you with any degree of certainty, and that is that it's going to be an all-out brawl.
It may or may not literally be an all-out brawl, but there's absolutely zero benefit to me telling you anything about how the Ravens have played since we last saw them, and you might as well forget about how the Steelers have played.
Both teams are 0-0 right now as far as they're concerned, because losing this one most likely means losing any chance at January football.
It's gonna come down to which one makes more plays than the other, and/or which makes the big play at the right time.
I don't know what else to tell you guys, because I have absolutely no idea how this is going to shake out.
I've already set the stage about as best I can between the Browns recap and this post.
So, like I've said, it's time for the Steelers to dig the trenches and prepare for war.
And we should do the same.
Forget everything that happened before, and everything that will happen after, it's all about this one game.
Win from within.
Now, I'd tell you to stay as level-headed as possible, but 1) I'm probably the least level-headed human alive when it comes to the Ravens, and 2) IT'S NO TIME FOR LEVEL-HEADEDNESS, IT'S TIME TO GET ROWDY!!!
So, I'm not going to go through the typical position-by-position review here, for obvious reasons.
But I will throw it over to Tim for a quick Tea Party, and then leave you to your devices to enjoy gorging yourself on bird just like I hope the Steelers do on Thanksgiving night.
The floor is yours, Timothy.
Tim's Tea Party:
HEY BROWNS FANS...
HEY JOE FUCCO...
Pinky up, bitches!
If the Steelers come through with as strong a showing as Tim this week, we'll be in good shape.
Now, all that's left to say is HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU ANIMALS!!!
I hope you're all gunning for the world record of most turkey eaten, and Godspeed!
Nothing else to be said here.
Shit pretty much doesn't get more real than this unless it's January.
Predictions, love notes for the Ravens, and/or nervous verbal vomiting in the comments.
HERE WE GO!!!
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