I'm kidding, obviously, but I could probably wrap the preliminary recap there and it'd be a pretty appropriate reflection of what happened at Heinz Field today.
There is honestly so much to be excited about after this game.
Yes, it was the Bengals, who were 2-10 (now 2-11), but...
In the 2nd half of this game, the Bengals only held the ball for eight (out of 30) minutes, and gained only 75 yards (literally, only FOUR on the ground).
Plus, the way the Bengals pulled that pussy shit last season when they danced on Heinz Field like a bunch of pixies after they swept us...we owed them an even bigger beatdown, but I'll allow the one we gave them today anyhow.
I have some great stuff lined up for the full recap, but in the meantime, grab yourselves a celebratory adult beverage, bask in 10-3 (4-1 in the division), and root your face off for the Texans tomorrow night.
The Steelers face the [currently] 9-3 "powerhouse" Jets next week.
No time to slow down, now. Here's to full speed ahead...