|This Is Like Giving A Lighter To A Seven Year Old...|
|Written by Cotter|
|February 25, 2010 12:09|
Damn, you spend an hour and a half in class and the Steelers decide to use that time to franchise Jeff Reed!
Coincidentally, through a virtually unknown loophole in the franchise tag process, instead of paying Jeff Reed $2.8 million in actual dollars, the Steelers will be paying Reed this season in dick-towels.
This way, next time he's taking pictures of himself in his bathroom for his Myspace profile, it won't be his actual dong that gets caught in the crossfire.
WOOO, fake wang!
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