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Written by Cotter
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March 16, 2010 11:31 |
 No, not recent alleged sexual indiscretions... They're both on the cover of SI's 2010 Almanac, of course! From the looks of it, Pujols and Usain Bolt better watch their steps, the SI Almanac is trying to give Madden NFL a run for its money. Harsh reality, folks - this may be the most substantive Steelers "news" you'll read today. If you haven't already, become a fan of OFTOT on Facebook, join the blog network and follow Cotter and Steve on Twitter. Or don't. Your choice, really.
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Written by Cotter
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March 15, 2010 17:28 |
 Listen, I like to make lighthearted jokes about this whole thing as much as the next guy, but frankly, I find this to be a bit over the line - a bit in what we might call, "bad taste." Plus, I'm already a fan of "Being Raped Gently By Ben Roethlisberger," so I guess that means I'm probably disqualified. And besides, it wasn't rape, it was sexual assault. Get your sexual offenses straight, jagoff! Big ol' tip of the cap to Christy for digging this one up. She's urging everyone to go to the page and report it. So get your asses off of here and go make it happen. Report back when it's done. If you haven't already, become a fan of OFTOT on Facebook, join the blog network and follow Cotter and Steve on Twitter. Or don't. Your choice, really.
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Written by Cotter
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March 15, 2010 12:27 |
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Written by Cotter
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March 15, 2010 11:42 |
 [Image unceremoniously "borrowed" from someecards.com]If you haven't already been "encouraged" to join 16 different March Madness pools, you probably aren't American. Usually I like to refrain from adding one more log to a fire that could already burn for years on its own, but as I've been running the Hollywood Shower bracket challenge for the last two years, I figure I'll grandfather myself in. Anyway, if you wanna join the fun and fill out some brackets just follow this link - http://hosho.mayhem.cbssports.com/eAnd the pool password is "turcgod" (yes, you've got that right). Do work, kids. It's Robert Morris's year. If you haven't already, become a fan of OFTOT on Facebook, join the blog network and follow Cotter and Steve on Twitter. Or don't. Your choice, really. |
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Written by Cotter
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March 14, 2010 16:05 |
[Check it out -- I'd provide an image here, but you know, technically, TMZ hasn't given me permission to do that...so make sure you click on the "Ben-a-palooza" link below...otherwise, you're going to be very confused]Ben-a-palooza? Custom-made event t-shirts? A pack of dudes drinking heavily as part of a private party where only chicks are allowed... The deciding factor is probably whether/how many times this group of bros requested "Don't Stop Believin'" and/or "Livin' on a Prayer," but it appears that Ben's life is apparently just one big frat party (but without the roofies). And no, there is no other reason for this post. Can you dig it? If you haven't already, become a fan of OFTOT on Facebook, join the blog network and follow Cotter and Steve on Twitter. Or don't. Your choice, really. |
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Written by Cotter
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March 12, 2010 16:48 |
 Among the other incremental details we're getting, TMZ is now reporting that Ben has hired his own private dick to investigate the victim of this whole sexual assualt business (or whatever). What you see here is an artist's rendering of what this P.I. might look like. Other than that, there's about 1000 (ok, like three) things I would've liked to have written about this week. And then, I didn't. Whatever, it's Friday. I'll see you at the bar...  Pour one out for Ben and remember - consensual sexual contact is the only way to fly. If you haven't already, become a fan of OFTOT on Facebook, join the blog network and follow Cotter and Steve on Twitter. Or don't. Your choice, really.
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Written by Cotter
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March 10, 2010 18:57 |
 Ok, here's the deal... According to KDKA, Big Ben told cops (at the scene, last week) that there was some sexual contact, that there was NO intercourse, and that he didn't force himself on the girl, but that she did slip, fall, and hit her head after their little encounter was over. Make of that what you will... (h/t to the immortal Big Bob for the tip!) If you haven't already, become a fan of OFTOT on Facebook, join the blog network and follow Cotter and Steve on Twitter. Or don't. Your choice, really.
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