So far, Markus Wheaton has been averaging at least one pic a game wherein he looks like someone has just inserted a colonoscopy tube involuntarily. 
I’d just like to recognize this additional contribution to the team.
And for the record, over the first two games, I’m also averaging at least three of these faces per game.

So far, Markus Wheaton has been averaging at least one pic a game wherein he looks like someone has just inserted a colonoscopy tube involuntarily. 

I’d just like to recognize this additional contribution to the team.

And for the record, over the first two games, I’m also averaging at least three of these faces per game.

New KPI for Steelers…

I love Brett Keisel, so it’s hard to admit, but this is probably spot on. 

The Steelers let Keisel walk, knowing he couldn’t perform at a level they were comfortable with anymore, then only brought him back at the 11th hour presumably because they weren’t getting a satisfactory performance from the guys they had to replace him (I suppose really it’s “guy” - Cam Thomas, but whatever). 

The logic is there, so I guess it’s up to Keisel and the Steelers to break it. 

Let’s hope they figure out how to do so pretty quick. 

Bit Like a Doberman…

Play action made the Steelers look silly last night. 

This is what happens when you get crushed by the run. 

Better sort this shit out quick.

Like Watching A Train Wreck…

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This is what a complete offensive line breakdown looks like. 

I particularly like David DeCastro more or less completely whiffing on Pernell McPhee, Marcus Gilbert catching a whole lot of nobody, and Ramon Foster completely leaving Courtney Upshaw with a direct line to Ben (but at least he helped Ben up).

Kelvin Beachum is basically the only one who found and stuck with his mark.

Don’t stare at it too long or you might go cross-eyed. 

Or throw something at your computer screen. 

You’ve been warned.

WELL THAT COULD’VE GONE BETTER…

Nothing to say because there was nothing to speak of. 

I don’t know if this is just a bad night, or what, but woof. 

Only way to move is forward. 

Here we go. 

[Editor’s Note: all it took was editing a Ravens hype video, slowing it down, and changing the track. It might be the best thing I’ve ever done, and I hope you thoroughly enjoy it.] 

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Le’Veon thinks he can do anything on the football field. I agree with him.

- HCMT on Le’Veon Bell (via Steelers.com)

Nailed it.

HAPPY BORN DAY, DICK LEBEAU!!!
May all your dreams come true today. 
Here we go!

HAPPY BORN DAY, DICK LEBEAU!!!

May all your dreams come true today. 

Here we go!

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